Archive for the ‘Indiscriminate’ Category

Local man calls boss smart, but lazy

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Cleveland, TN- after pulling a double shift at the Highway 57 Tastee Freeze, Horace Rogers told his boss that "it would be a cold day in Hell (or the Tastee Freeze) before he would cover for his lazy ass again. The incident occurred just before closing last Saturday night when ...

Barry Bonds’ wife files for legal separation

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

LOS ANGELES- Barry Bonds’ wife has filed for legal separation. The former San Francisco Giants’ steroid abuser and Liz Watson were married in 1998 and together have two cockatoos, three hermit crabs, a tortoise and one hamster. Watson cited irreconcilable differences in papers filed by her cousin Omar on Monday in Los ...

11-Year-Old Graduates From LA College

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Moshe Kai Cavalin, 11, graduates with honors from an East Los Angeles Community College with an Associate of Arts degree in Liberal Studies this week, but just don't call him a genius. "I consider myself a regular kid with a terrible first name, who is just smarter than most grown-ups out ...

Conversation with a one-year old

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I just got back from a weekend at home with the family. Remember that show called, "Kids Say the Darndest Things," or something like that? Yeah, I remember. It sucked. Of course, now that I have kids... well, it doesn't change anything. It still sucked. But I did have the ...

How can I write to Cole Sprouse?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

As a keyword phrase, this exact subject line is currently getting searched for over 1,100 times a day. And by current, I mean approximately the winter of 2009. So who the heck is Cole Sprouse? I guess if you searched and found this post you already know. I didn't. It ...

Who won American Idol tonight vs. who won the Civil War?

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

I guess we really do live in a pop culture world. I just finished researching keyword phrases that start with the words "who won" and was a little surprised at the phrases that folks are searching for these days. I wasn't completely surprised about the relative search volumes of some ...

Where did Ronald Reagan go to college?

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911–2004) was the 40th POTUS (1981–1989) and the 33rd Governor of the sunny state of California in the late 60s and early 70s. He was born in Illinois where he spent most of his childhood watching the Three Stooges and playing marbles. He moved to L.A. in ...

How can I contact Bill Gates?

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Before I tell you why I'm writing this post, I have a thought. I heard one time that Elvis was so popular that mail simply addressed to "Elvis, Memphis, Tenn." would get to him. That kind of puts you on the same level of popularity as, say, Santa Clause. Now ...

How much does Beyonce weigh?

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

So how much does Beyonce weigh? Well, the latest sources (late 2008) say that she weighs about 139 pounds. Of course, she is also 5 feet 7 inches tall so that would make her pretty thin. Now to continue with my SEO experiment, which of the below search strings do ...

When was Leah Remini in Playboy?

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

When was Leah Remini in Playboy? She never was. But she was Zack Morris' girlfriend in Saved by the Bell back in 1991 and being on that stalwart show pretty much gives you the same level of clout as being in Playboy. I'm really not sure why so many people ...