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Barry Bonds’ wife files for legal separation

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

LOS ANGELES- Barry Bonds’ wife has filed for legal separation. The former San Francisco Giants’ steroid abuser and Liz Watson were married in 1998 and together have two cockatoos, three hermit crabs, a tortoise and one hamster. Watson cited irreconcilable differences in papers filed by her cousin Omar on Monday in Los ...

How can I write to Cole Sprouse?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

As a keyword phrase, this exact subject line is currently getting searched for over 1,100 times a day. And by current, I mean approximately the winter of 2009. So who the heck is Cole Sprouse? I guess if you searched and found this post you already know. I didn't. It ...

How can I contact Bill Gates?

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Before I tell you why I'm writing this post, I have a thought. I heard one time that Elvis was so popular that mail simply addressed to "Elvis, Memphis, Tenn." would get to him. That kind of puts you on the same level of popularity as, say, Santa Clause. Now ...

How much does Beyonce weigh?

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

So how much does Beyonce weigh? Well, the latest sources (late 2008) say that she weighs about 139 pounds. Of course, she is also 5 feet 7 inches tall so that would make her pretty thin. Now to continue with my SEO experiment, which of the below search strings do ...

When was Leah Remini in Playboy?

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

When was Leah Remini in Playboy? She never was. But she was Zack Morris' girlfriend in Saved by the Bell back in 1991 and being on that stalwart show pretty much gives you the same level of clout as being in Playboy. I'm really not sure why so many people ...

How many people does a sheet cake feed?

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

If you stumbled upon this post, it's likely because you searched for the exact question in some search engine. While this post is primarily part of an SEO experiment, I might as well try to answer this question for you. There are really only a couple of variables needed to ...

Where is the Statue of Liberty located?

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

The Statue of Liberty, or, more formally, Liberty Enlightening the World, was presented to the United States by the people of France in 1886. France intended it to be placed at the entrance of the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota but as the standard shopping mall format hadn't yet ...

Who is George Mitchell?

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Many of us will remember George Mitchell for his famous "Mitchell Reports" on steroid abuse in Major League Baseball. He may also be remembered for the less famous "Tickle Me Elmo Reports" which provided a great service by exposing the dangers of playing with plush red muppets that speak of ...

Famous Hispanic Athletes

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Who are some of the most famous Hispanic athletes? Well, I'm a baseball fan so famous major league baseball players are the first ones that come to mind for me. I'm thinking Roberto Clemente, Tony Perez and the more recent Roberto Alomar and Livan Hernandez. And I'm sure there are ...

Squirrel Monkeys for sale

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

When I was a kid, oh, maybe younger than 10 years old, I really wanted a pet monkey. I even used my allowance to buy a book called "Monkeys as Pets" at the Northgate Mall in Chattanooga, Tennessee. I also wanted a motorcycle and my mom always said that I ...